Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. His wife asked him, “What happened to you?” “I’ve had a terrible day!” says Bob. “I had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag, because he had a huge erection!” “Anyway, I went up, and sure enough, there was this big naked man, lying on the bed with a huge erection!…CONTINUE READING IN BELOW