“I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!” the officer barked, pointing at the stylishly dressed birds. The old man smiled, completely unfazed, and said, “Oh, I did, officer. Took ’em there yesterday and they had a grand old time. Laughed at the monkeys, posed for pictures, and even tried the popcorn.”
The officer just stared, trying to process this, when the old man added cheerfully, “But today’s a new day, so I’m takin’ them to the beach! They’ve got sunscreen, shades, and floaties in the back. These ducks are living their best life!” He tipped his hat again, revved the engine, and the truck rumbled away—followed by the happiest, most fashionable ducks the town had ever seen.
